Whovians, Trolls and Pirates unite
A very strange blog wherein an 18 year old reblogs random stuff and writes idiotic things for ironic purposes. Mostly consists of Doctor Who, Homestuck and Supernatural but also many other things. Thank you to
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me at home: i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN
17 hours ago on August 19th, 2014 | J | 518,728 notes

syupon:

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it’s my lady's birthday today!! ♡ happy birthday my sweetest of darlings I love you the most and I miss you sorry this is so lazy uni is killing me

2 days ago on August 18th, 2014 | J | 5,979 notes

runingly:

i don’t even watch this show and this is the strangest and cutest relationship ever

2 days ago on August 18th, 2014 | J | 497,761 notes
kk-sis:

More stuff I drew at my Gamzee’s the other day~
These are our ridiculous OCs I might have mentioned like a year ago. They’re time traveling pirates and they’re girlfriends and they are HUGE DORKS and they’re great~ I’ve drawn more stuff of them and their crew but haven’t uploaded anything in over a year…
We technically have a blog for these characters, which might get updated someday?

Damn they’re just as cute and in need of fashion advice as they were a year ago :P THEY’RE SO GREAT THOUGH.

kk-sis:

More stuff I drew at my Gamzee’s the other day~

These are our ridiculous OCs I might have mentioned like a year ago. They’re time traveling pirates and they’re girlfriends and they are HUGE DORKS and they’re great~ I’ve drawn more stuff of them and their crew but haven’t uploaded anything in over a year…

We technically have a blog for these characters, which might get updated someday?

Damn they’re just as cute and in need of fashion advice as they were a year ago :P THEY’RE SO GREAT THOUGH.

2 days ago on August 18th, 2014 | J | 6 notes

kk-sis:

More Angie and Killer because they’re cute as hell.

I was at my Gamzee’s house the other day and she was getting me to draw stuff~~ The top picture is Angie with humanstuck!Tavros because cuties with mohawks who would totally get along?

I saw these in the process of being drawn and now they’re all pretty and coloured it’s so cool~ They’re so damn amazing and cuteeee.

2 days ago on August 18th, 2014 | J | 5 notes

artwodetwo:

I will always love you, Ryan.

2 days ago on August 17th, 2014 | J | 342,057 notes

holytaxidermybatman:

kk-sis:

whovian-troll-pirate:

In kindergarten I got the best present, it’s called The Incredible Shrinky Dinks Maker and it’s the best invention ever. So My Tavros (kk-sis) and I drew fandom things of course on the special paper and they shrank into little charm like things, like they’re hard plastic and it’s wonderful! I drew the Homestuck symbol and she made the one piece Jolly Roger! They turned out so cool! She’s currently making a Gamzee and a Tavros which she might use as earrings :) cute PBJ ship earrings~~ ^.^

This is the coolest toy ever~~ (Imagine how useful this would be for cosplay though~~ You need a really specific necklace/charm/pin/tiny accessory? You need it to be durable and professional looking and not made of cardboard or clay? This works so wellll…)

Also check out the PBJ earring charms I made!!

They look way better in real life, this is a terrible picture…

WAIT THERE IS A MACHINE FOR THESE WHAAT

i just

made them in the toaster oven…

Having a cool purple machine is definitely funner than just a toaster oven~ I think you should definitely invest in one of these cool little purple things, I think they’re actually pretty cheap, or at least according to amazon they are.

And oh man you could make your cute cupcake logos on them and give them out to customers as like little key chains or fridge magnets.

2 days ago on August 17th, 2014 | J | 12 notes
officialkia:

pennameverity:

This is Duolingo, a language-learning website/app that deserves some serious recognition. It offers over 10 languages for English speakers, as well as courses for non-English speakers around the world, and they’re in the process of adding more. 
But wait, I don’t want to do any more schoolwork! Not to worry little one, Duolingo is actually more like a game. You can compete with friends, and earn “lingots” (which are basically Duolingo money) to buy power-ups, extra activities, and bonus skills - like Flirting.

I’m already taking a language, what do I need this for? 
It’s not really a secret that most school language courses (in America, anyway) suck and only teach you to speak the language at about a third grader’s level. Which is why Duolingo is so freaking awesome.
Teachers can’t give every student individualized attention, but Duolingo can. If you’re not learning the way you want to or as much as you want to in the classroom, Duolingo is a really great resource. It’s easy, tailored to you, and really effective.

Duolingo tracks your progress and reminds you when you haven’t studied for a while or need a refresher on something. Already semi-fluent in a language? No problem, just take a shortcut to more advanced subjects or test out of the lesson. 
The lessons start with the basics (he, she, hello, thank you, etc) and move up to harder stuff. Duolingo focuses on vocabulary first, so you can learn the language and then the grammar that goes with it - much simpler than the system most schools use. It also tracks the number of words you’ve learned and how well you know them.

And you don’t even have to write out the flashcards!
Duolingo is perfect for reviewing everything you forgot over the summer or giving you the extra help you need. And if you’re trying to learn a language on your own, it’s fantastic - you don’t have to create your own lessons. Whether you’re trying to learn your second, third, or fifth language, I seriously recommend Duolingo.
Okay, what else?
Duolingo also has discussion boards, where you can ask for help with a hard lesson, make new friends, watch for updates, and share your achievements.
Even better is the Immersion feature. It won’t send you to Spain or France, but it’s pretty awesome. Duolingo takes real articles from the internet, which users translate. You can translate articles from your native language into the language you’re learning or vice versa, which gives you more experience and makes the Internet more universal.
You can suggest new languages and track Duolingo’s progress in creating new courses. Bilinguals (older than 13) can help to create these courses. Duolingo has a long list of courses that can be contributed to, like Punjabi, Hebrew, and Vietnamese. Oh, and Dothraki, Klingon, Sindarin, and Esperanto.
And the best part? IT’S COMPLETELY FREE. 
If you love languages or just want to pass French class this year, USE DUOLINGO. Download the app and practice a language while you wait for the bus instead of playing Angry Birds!

Coolest app I’ve ever downloaded.

officialkia:

pennameverity:

This is Duolingo, a language-learning website/app that deserves some serious recognition. It offers over 10 languages for English speakers, as well as courses for non-English speakers around the world, and they’re in the process of adding more. 

But wait, I don’t want to do any more schoolwork! Not to worry little one, Duolingo is actually more like a game. You can compete with friends, and earn “lingots” (which are basically Duolingo money) to buy power-ups, extra activities, and bonus skills - like Flirting.

image

I’m already taking a language, what do I need this for? 

It’s not really a secret that most school language courses (in America, anyway) suck and only teach you to speak the language at about a third grader’s level. Which is why Duolingo is so freaking awesome.

Teachers can’t give every student individualized attention, but Duolingo can. If you’re not learning the way you want to or as much as you want to in the classroom, Duolingo is a really great resource. It’s easy, tailored to you, and really effective.

image

Duolingo tracks your progress and reminds you when you haven’t studied for a while or need a refresher on something. Already semi-fluent in a language? No problem, just take a shortcut to more advanced subjects or test out of the lesson. 

The lessons start with the basics (he, she, hello, thank you, etc) and move up to harder stuff. Duolingo focuses on vocabulary first, so you can learn the language and then the grammar that goes with it - much simpler than the system most schools use. It also tracks the number of words you’ve learned and how well you know them.

image

And you don’t even have to write out the flashcards!

Duolingo is perfect for reviewing everything you forgot over the summer or giving you the extra help you need. And if you’re trying to learn a language on your own, it’s fantastic - you don’t have to create your own lessons. Whether you’re trying to learn your second, third, or fifth language, I seriously recommend Duolingo.

Okay, what else?

Duolingo also has discussion boards, where you can ask for help with a hard lesson, make new friends, watch for updates, and share your achievements.

Even better is the Immersion feature. It won’t send you to Spain or France, but it’s pretty awesome. Duolingo takes real articles from the internet, which users translate. You can translate articles from your native language into the language you’re learning or vice versa, which gives you more experience and makes the Internet more universal.

You can suggest new languages and track Duolingo’s progress in creating new courses. Bilinguals (older than 13) can help to create these courses. Duolingo has a long list of courses that can be contributed to, like Punjabi, Hebrew, and Vietnamese. Oh, and Dothraki, Klingon, Sindarin, and Esperanto.

And the best part? IT’S COMPLETELY FREE. 

If you love languages or just want to pass French class this year, USE DUOLINGO. Download the app and practice a language while you wait for the bus instead of playing Angry Birds!

Coolest app I’ve ever downloaded.

2 days ago on August 17th, 2014 | J | 128,246 notes

pickyourheartupoffthefloor:

saidbhinluch:

istehlurvz:

tres13:

ffuwaffuwa:

I only have 4 moods:

  • fuck this
  • fuck that
  • fuck me
  • fuck you

I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

  • fuck yeah
  • fuck no
  • fuck my life
  • fuck everything

and don’t forget the inevitable 

  • fuck it

and for those who have just given up

  • fuck

this is beautiful

2 days ago on August 17th, 2014 | J | 317,884 notes

ambroseaddicted:

ultrafacts:

10 Studying/homework Tips!

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Where was this when I was in school???

2 days ago on August 17th, 2014 | J | 104,962 notes

Mamrie’s reaction to Grace making great puns is my favourite thing. X/X/X

2 days ago on August 17th, 2014 | J | 4,072 notes

faeriedroid:

reblog for healthy polyamory ignore for unnecessary heterosexual love triangles

3 days ago on August 16th, 2014 | J | 23,372 notes

whatpumpkin:

We released a whole bunch on the store earlier today, so we’re just gonna go ahead and share links to all these SWEET GOODIES! 

Note: Some of these items are in low quantities or even out of stock. This is only because we’re selling off remaining convention stock, but we’ll be receiving replenishing shipments of everything here next week. :)

Prospit & Derse Bafflers by Chris Yates

Squiddles Plush Keychain

Gamzee Lounge Pants

Dave’s Scratch Boxers

Dave’s Record Boxers

Terezi’s Scalemate Boxers

Lil Cal Tag Along Backpack

Behind the Curtain by Shelby Cragg

Ladies of Homestuck by Shelby Cragg

Ancestor Circle by Allison Shabet

3 days ago on August 16th, 2014 | J | 3,756 notes
3 days ago on August 16th, 2014 | J | 565 notes

In kindergarten I got the best present, it’s called The Incredible Shrinky Dinks Maker and it’s the best invention ever. So My Tavros (kk-sis) and I drew fandom things of course on the special paper and they shrank into little charm like things, like they’re hard plastic and it’s wonderful! I drew the Homestuck symbol and she made the one piece Jolly Roger! They turned out so cool! She’s currently making a Gamzee and a Tavros which she might use as earrings :) cute PBJ ship earrings~~ ^.^

6 days ago on August 14th, 2014 | J | 12 notes